Jim died.
His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Jim would be pleased,' she said.
I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
How much did this really cost?'
'All of it,' said
'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'
Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?'
This is the Memorial Stone!..
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