Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Some Kind Of Logic

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

5 comments:

  1. I do love your posts, always good for a laugh.

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  2. Great insights! I love your blog by the way. It basically shares the kind of verbal diahrrea I have going on in my head all day long! I'll be back to read more for sure...

    Tamara
    www.theunexperiencedmom.com

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  3. Funny but true. Where did you get all these funny stuffs. Keep it comin. I need a dose of it every now and then.

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