Why parents should always check their children's homework before they hand it in:
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
Last night I was depressed so I called S.O.S (thats the suicide prevention helpline). My call got diverted to a call center in Pakistan. Told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.