Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Why The Chinese Are Ahead

Two teams of American and Chinese corporations have a boat race. 

On the big day the  Chinese  win by a mile and the discouraged Americans hire a consulting firm to investigate the problem.

The findings are that the  Chinese  team had eight people rowing and one person steering while the American team had one rower and eight people steering. 

Based on these results, the American team is completely reorganized to include four steering managers, four steering area managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

The following year the  Chinese  win again, so the Americans lay off the rower for poor performance and give the manager a bonus for discovering the problem.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Funny Funny Signs Again

                                            Are you sure?

                                         Isn't it obvious?

                                                                 Very creative

                                                                Forget the hands

                       Fat people can keep their clothes on

                                        More like aliens

                                                   Do it somewhere else

                        Why have this sign in the first place?

                         You have to pay even if you are dead

                  Are there places that we do not know about

                                    Another useless sign

Riddle For The Day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a little one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Obama is one.

Micky Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfield is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took three.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's

What is it?

The answer is: A last name

You didn't think this was a dirty joke, did you?

C'mon man! Get your mind out of the gutter, Hehehe!
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