Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a little one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Micky Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfield is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took three. We never saw Lucy use Desi's What is it? The answer is: A last name You didn't think this was a dirty joke, did you? C'mon man! Get your mind out of the gutter, Hehehe!