40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.
Still Alive
9 years ago
LOL... once many, many, m a n y years ago I placed an ad in a singles magazine. Thinking I was being funny and clever, my opening line was something like:
ReplyDeleteCOMPLICATED, DIFFICULT, SELF EMPLOYED FEMALE
I got seven responses, all letters, all from men who were incarsarated!! LOL.. Keri