Sunday, October 11, 2009

Celebrity Quotes

Women might be able to fake orgasms, But men can fake whole relationships." -
Sharon Stone

"I saw a heavy woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush

"Ah, yes "divorce" from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne Barr

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, while, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert deNiro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like, and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart

1 comment:

  1. Very funny thanks.

    Love the last one by Rod Stewart.

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