Monday, December 28, 2009

Historically Accepted Uses Of The F-Word

There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

1. "What the f*ck do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.

2. "What the f*ck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.

3. "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?"
-- Gen. Armstrong Custer, 1877.

4. "Any f*cking idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938.

5. "It does so f*cking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926.

6. "How the f*ck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

7. "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566.

8. "Where the f*ck am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937.

9. "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 B.C.

10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f*cking mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003.

9 comments:

  1. I have told my kids before that if they are on a sinking ship they have my permission to swear.. any words they want. If that isn't a time to say F*ck what is... well 2-10

    Thanks for the laugh

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  2. Found your blog through A Faded Rose. I like the content and will be back!

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  3. keep blogging funny posts:D

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  4. F*king good post man. hehehehehehehehe ye I'd say these are the only times when you are permitted to use it so freely. hehehehehe

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  5. Stumbled upon this, it was very clever!

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  6. I'm on the f*cking Moon.
    Neil Armstrong 1969

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  7. Anybody got a f---- match?

    Last thing said before The Hindenburg blew up in 1937

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  8. Once again the internet spreads falsities. Noah and Pythagoras couldn't possibly use the word, "fuck', it's roots are in Germanic based on Frichen (to strike) the word isn't even used in this sense in Germany.

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