Friday, June 26, 2009

Great Truths About Growing Old

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

1 comment:

  1. All these things will be annoying for sire when I'm old. Some already bother me.

    5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

    Will be the worst. Nobody wanting to listen to you because you're old. But you have great advice and have a lot of knowledge and life skills.

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