- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- Never quit until you have another job.
- Work harder slaves!
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- If you can read this, you're not working!
- Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
- Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
- Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
- Succeed in spite of management.
- Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
- There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
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