Monday, July 6, 2009

The Woman's Guide To Understanding Men

Nice men are ugly.

Handsome men aren't nice.

Handsome nice men are gay.

Handsome nice non-gay men are married.

Ugly nice men have no money.

Ugly nice men with money think women are after their money.

Handsome poor men are after women's money.

Handsome, not nice, heterosexual men want beautiful women.

Heterosexual nice men with money who accept non-beautiful women are pigs.

Somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, heterosexual men with some money are shy and never make the first move.

Men who never make the first move lose interest in a woman who takes the initiative!

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